took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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