Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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