She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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