THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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