He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Randomize
