I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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