i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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