nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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