Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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