summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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