that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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