I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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