Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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