I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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