Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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