Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My penis needs a shock collar
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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