I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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