I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
