The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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