U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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