All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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