I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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