hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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