his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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