Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.