Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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