I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize