haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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