if you like me you must not know who I am
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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