Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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