I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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