does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
