Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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