ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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