I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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