Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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