Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Randomize