Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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