I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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