omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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