It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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