I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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