Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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