margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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