Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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