I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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