Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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