he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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