just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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