She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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