when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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