His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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