I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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