That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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