Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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