what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
